The Phantom Holding Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- London runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.