The Dropped Pass Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“The QB looks at London exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- London finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
London, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.