The Late Scratch Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases London's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- London runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
81%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
London's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.