The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Maye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.