The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Every deep ball Maye throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.