The Bad Snap Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Every deep ball Maye throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Maye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Maye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.