The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Maye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.