The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- The play clock hits zero on Maye four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
80%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.