The Kneel-Down Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Ref: "Number Maye, that's a flag." Maye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Maye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Maye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.