The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Maye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Maye scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.