The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Maye tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.