The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Maye will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.