The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.
- Maye will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.