The Pick-Six Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Maye: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Maye takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
74%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.