The Snap Count Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Ref: "Number Maye, that's a flag." Maye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.