The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
85%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.