The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- A mysterious flag erases Maye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Maye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.