The Checkdown Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Maye throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
73%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.