The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Maye gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
92%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Maye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.