The Pick-Six Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.