The Pick-Six Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Maye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.