The Kneel-Down Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Ref: "Number Maye, that's a flag." Maye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Every deep ball Maye throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
83%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.