The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Every deep ball Maye throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Maye, that's a flag." Maye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Maye scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.