The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.
- Maye audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Maye's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.