The Sack Spiral Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Maye will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Maye's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.