The Sack Spiral Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Maye, the end zone is a rumor.
- Ref: "Number Maye, that's a flag." Maye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Maye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.