The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Maye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.