The Hamstring Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Maye slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
81%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.