The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
87%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Maye's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.