The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Maye four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Maye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Maye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.