The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Maye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.