The Kneel-Down Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“The broadcast shows Maye on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Maye gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Maye's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.