The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.