The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Maye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Maye scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.