The Kneel-Down Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Maye drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.