The Checkdown Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Every deep ball Maye throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Maye, the end zone is a rumor.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.