The Pick-Six Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Maye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Maye scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.