The Pick-Six Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Maye four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Maye: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Maye throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Maye scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.