The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Maye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.