The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Maye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.