The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Maye, that's a flag." Maye: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.