The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- The play clock hits zero on Maye four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Maye will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.