The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Maye, the end zone is a rumor.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Maye throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
79%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.