The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Maye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Maye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.