The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Maye will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Maye, Maye, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.