The Kneel-Down Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Maye's stadium. Only over Maye.
89%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Maye's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.