The Sack Spiral Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Maye, the end zone is a rumor.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.