The Kneel-Down Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Maye takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Maye's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.