The Sack Spiral Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- A mysterious flag erases Maye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Maye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Maye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.