The Snap Count Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Maye gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
92%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Maye, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.